The U.S. Is Going to War Tomorrow at This Fancy Pacific Beach Resort

Adam Weinstein and William M. Arkin · 04/01/15 03:15PM

On April 2, the United States is invading the nation of Isla del Sol. Marines and special forces will lead a coalition of 27 nations against organized Islamic terrorists who control the Pacific nation and its Shell Oil wells. And according to internal documents obtained by Gawker, the war will be over by next weekend.